Hey all

Hey all
Well I have left the bastards to help a friend of mine: Jade the host from lost in eve podcast in his 0.0 adventure. It is going really well, we are top on the killboards in SMA for the delve war and have the most members in SMA so it is all going well. I have been in alot of CFC fleets and most of them have been very fun and we killed alot and the FC's are amazing on how they plan and do things.

There has been alot of posters and video going out which are amazing in all honesty. Alot of the SoCo are abit but hurt by it all lol.

I have been enjoying all of the action and there will be a video from one of my corpies about this war from our point of view and I'm really looking forward to it :-).

Thank you for reading marco out o7

The last couple of fights which was fun

I just logged on and so me and a couple of others went on a roam, but as we undock our scout screamed that there was 3 ferox's and a brutix was on the Evati gate in todi. So we quickly jumped and both us and them crossed jumped each other but our allies The Chuppa's saw them and jumped them so as we burned back to the Evati gate and jumped, we started to engage them and missiles and bullets were flying every where. The ferox's were taking abit of time to go down but as we looked at them, they had sheild remote repairers on their ships. But it didn't save them:  http://thebastards.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12849636.

After this fight we was getting followed by a drake gang, only about 5-6 drakes. So as my fleet was getting safe, me in a tengu went in to engage them but it ended in tears as I landed they warped of and I warped in at 50km and their was a intercepter next to me and pointed me, so I thought I could kill him before his gang jumped me, but I was shocked when his friends landed and they were all in frigates. Which here is the loss: http://thebastards.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12849990 and the fit was a test.

But the next day I had amazing luck, I was in a gang again with my allies the Chuppa's and as we was roaming and me being in a tornado. We all landed on a gate which all my fleet jumped except me because I saw a Manticore which let me lock him and I thought I could just alpha it but I was missing and so I started burning away as he pointed me and started shooting me. As I got to about 30-40km I started to track and destoryed his ship in 2 volleys and got the loot, which was amazing: http://thebastards.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12861847.

The Day CPP Got Scanned

The day CPP Dren was scanned down and attempted a ransom and he was afk and was destroyed: http://the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=23236 and what dropped was amazing for TFS tibbs and Bracer

Well Lets see what's been happening

Well the Bastards are recruiting :-) and we are geting some good recruits. I'm so looking forward to the winter expansion, the talos is going to be my ship of choice when it comes out. The other day I was walking down to the office and I saw flash fresh writing on his pad and I asked what you writing about? He was like I'm just writing my blog that I show other pilots and such. I was like cool any mention of me in there and he said why don't you read it. So I did while I undocked in my legion and found a dramiel in a belt. I enjoyed his blog enough that it gave me a boost to kill this dramiel :-) http://the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=22457 but on the other hand it made me to confident and I lost my legion: http://the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=22492. But the legion paid for it self with the loot from the drameil :-). On wards I go for some more nice loot and ransoms  :-) which I have been doing well: http://the-bastards.com/ransom/?p=pilot&id=459.

The winner of Ransomainia 2 is...

Well I won the Ransomainia 2 and I won a nice new medal, alot of isk aswell :-). It's been a bit quite atm really but I am prowling around still to find some ransoms but nothing just alot of kills. Well sorry its only a quick update thank you for reading :-)

Well ransomainia 2 has started

Ransomainia is a competrition only for the bastard alliance and it was made by a amazing fellow bastard. The rules are as follows:

RULES
Ransom everything that moves for one month
Results will be taken from the Bastards Ransom Board
Haikus – valued at estimated price of ship + fittings – or estimated implant value based on character age for capsules
All ransom attempts must use the Yarrsom Channel if possible
All prizes will be awarded after the event has finished

It lasts over a month and it is awesome fun :-)

It kicked off with Me0de hijacking a mrymidon and then Max ursa hijacking a hurricane. But over the 3rd and 4th of july its been insane there is many pod ransoms and even a primae hijack :-) best one I think was our blaster tengu km http://www.the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=21177 and catching his pod and geting a ransom out of him which was a laugh with what he said:

[17:59:01] TheHermit > Sir would you like to save your pod
[17:59:27] RUMPRA1DER > yes but I'm afraid all I have is 62985180 in my wallet
[17:59:38] RUMPRA1DER > which I'm pretty sure isn't enough
[17:59:41] TheHermit > ill take it sir

Awesome but we are all enjoying it and I have to add zocawi a meat sheild but a very good guy but he got his first solo ransom on a vexor in a tackle frigate with no guns lol : http://the-bastards.com/ransom/?p=ransom&id=427

Well thanks for reading and I'll keep you updated :-)

Incarna

Incarna looks amazing with the walking in stations and the new guns and such, they need a bit more time to fine tune it. Why is there a lot of the players picking at it and saying its shit because they can't station ship there ship and that everyone has to make there new characters if you haven't yet, well that's the way it goes. I think CCP has done a great job and so far touch wood that there isn't anything they have broke yet :-)

24/04/2011 20:00 ET Ruppy roam into geminate

We moved over to a certain system which is hidden, with our arti ruppy's and a couple of interdicters and we moved over to Oijanen and was trying to snipe a russian gang made up for cynabals and BC's and 2 logi's but they keep warping out and back in to try and land on us but we kept warping up to our perch to keep range on them. They didn't want to play so we moved on to BWF and went around the systems onto EOA, while on our way there we killed a hauler and pod as you can see here http://www.the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19764 and http://www.the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19774. Then we decided to head towards ZLZ and found a station which was in renforced mode and had about 4hrs left on it so we waited around to provoke a fight and we found one which firstly we had a malediction and dramiel flying around us and we was trying to hit them and kept missing LOL. Then a massive fleet jumped us which was a Pandemic legion fleet and we all died in a fire but we destoryed 2 sabres, 1 rapier and a nemesis, here is the battle report http://www.the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_related&kll_id=19776 but this is on the  bastards part so not all losses are on our kill board but all ruppy's and interdicters died and most of us got our pods out and flew all the way home but it was  a awesome fight. Stay tuned to see next post and thank you for reading :-)

Drunk roam :-) 01/04/2011

Well after drinking a couple of pints of carlsberg, I decided to join the Bastards Drunk roam  and once everyone was sorted with there T1 Gank Crusiers was fitted we started to head down to Gusandall to smash Mean Allaince up abit :-).

After the scouts was moving about to find targets and after a couple of minutes they from a small Mean allaince gate camp made up of a hurricane and two boardswords with engaged our scout and we all jumped in and caught the hurricane and riped him apart and then his pod warp to a customs office which war wick caught him on and we all got a point on his pod and offered a ransom which he refused and so we podded him.

After alot of alcohol and awesome jokes, we headed towards wiskeber which we had a gang of 4 bc's and 2 bs's and a jaguar and 2 logi's following us, so we safed up and hid for abit to think and this was in the fleet chat:

(note: italics mean on comms)

TheHermit: "X in fleet for suiciding on the Guardian gang"

[ 2011.04.01 21:53:54 ] Marco drack > x

[ 2011.04.01 21:53:56 ] Anna Lynne Larson > X, why not

[ 2011.04.01 21:53:57 ] Shizraak > x

[ 2011.04.01 21:53:59 ] JManZA > x

[ 2011.04.01 21:54:00 ] Marco drack > ill light a cyno

[ 2011.04.01 21:54:01 ] Lhorenzho > x

[ 2011.04.01 21:54:02 ] Tekei > x

[ 2011.04.01 21:54:07 ] TFS Tibbs > x

[ 2011.04.01 21:54:07 ] Dil'e Mahn > ...bloody hell

[ 2011.04.01 21:54:08 ] Anna Lynne Larson > Lol marco...

[ 2011.04.01 21:54:09 ] Dil'e Mahn > x

[ 2011.04.01 21:54:15 ] War Wick > x

[ 2011.04.01 21:54:17 ] S1r DigbyChickenCaesar > x

[ 2011.04.01 21:54:19 ] Anna Lynne Larson > Oh this'll be fun

[ 2011.04.01 21:54:20 ] Max Ursa > x

The people having thus spoken, we rushed into Offkatilin, primaried one of the Guardians, and got destoryed and me being half cut :-) warped back to the gate in my pod and orbited one of the Bs's at 500m and he couldn't hit me lol but then a hurricane came in and shot me :-) after everyone dead well most of us :-) we had to have a shot per ship lost and pod lost which was 9 ships and 1 pod.

We all headed back to evati and most of us reshipped but I had to go....... to be continued 01/04/2011 for part 2 :-)

10/03/2011 earier in the day

Earier in the day I was sorting out some ships and such, and then out of no where on the comms my corpee TFS Tibbs calls out might need some help with a maelstrom in a plex in our home system evati. So I answer his call and we both warp in with our hurricanes and he's aligned and warps out so we warp off in a deep safe, while our scout is holding cloak in the complex and the maelstrom warps back in and starts shooting the buildings again. So we warp in get point and rip him a part: http://the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18818 and also grabs his pod: http://the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18817

10/03/2011 Bc roam

We moved out of evati and went on a roam with 4 BC's and a frigate and intercepter, we also had a scout which found a Drake in a mission fully t2 fit which we jumped and killed: http://the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18819 and also we destoryed a bestower on the gate towards. We also moved on and found a domi and tempest in a dead space complex and we jumped the domi and missed the tempest. The domi pilot ejected out of his ship and we pulled dps from it and left it at 1% structure and we hijacked it.

some more loved carebear tears hulkagedon 4 day 2/3

Well we killed a Macnaw yesterday and today the same person and she posted this in the eveonline forums: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1471180 and she posted it 3 times, and some other ones:

[19:48:33] Araliad  nice job - morons... from anouther Macanaw pilot we killed.

Some stuff that was being said in local:

> [19:56:09] Araliad  oh 6-7 destroyers just attacked my small mining fleet - and all got snuffed by concord

[19:56:24] Rayburn451  your better off trying to grab them as they come out of low sec.  the perma flashy anyway.  desrupter on a fast locking cepter

[19:57:22] Shania L'monde  there are no permanent flashy in system

[19:57:41] Rayburn451  let concord kill them at the gate before they get past the gate

[19:57:47] Araliad  nope these all warped in then went red then got popped

[19:58:50] Araliad  ok - tagged for bad intent perhaps ;-)

[19:59:27] Araliad  wonder what drug-dream induced this lame performance...

Love how people think how concord works :-)

Crusier roam before hulkagedon started with the faction dramiel drop.....

We was jump setting the fleet up and one of the new pilots that was a recruit was waiting in a safe with his stabber and then the comms went silent and he shouted warp to me I'm in trouble, I have a drameil on me so I quickly said to everyone warp to eli and me and dil'e warp to him in a vexor and a cynabal. So when we droped out eli was down and so me in my cynabal pointed/neuted and engaged him and dil'e sent drones at him and we riped him a part.

http://the-bastards.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18443

Hulkagedon 4 day 1/2

Hulkagedon 4 kicked off last night and killed 17 exhumers, three mining barges and a few pods

and the first tears which we have been having was from a macnaw in a ice belt and when we got back to our station after ganking and this is the start of the carebear tears:

[ 2011.02.19 12:35:42 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Carirgnottin Local Channel

[ 2011.02.19 12:55:51 ] iErgo Proxy > fuckin stupid

[ 2011.02.19 12:59:45 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Tolle Local Channel

[ 2011.02.19 13:00:48 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Aydoteaux Local Channel

In this process my Step brother’s anatema was destroyed by him but still he tears were great:

[ 2011.02.19 13:06:26 ] iErgo Proxy > next

[ 2011.02.19 13:06:53 ] Kai Drack > oh well

[ 2011.02.19 13:09:36 ] iErgo Proxy > fight like men, not like bitchies

[ 2011.02.19 13:09:37 ] iErgo Proxy > coem on

[ 2011.02.19 13:09:38 ] iErgo Proxy > come on

[ 2011.02.19 13:09:43 ] iErgo Proxy > i'm outside the fuckin station

[ 2011.02.19 13:10:06 ] Marco drack > LOL o/

[ 2011.02.19 13:10:12 ] iErgo Proxy > you all gonna be fuckin wardec mother fucker, lets play the hulkagedon now

[ 2011.02.19 13:10:29 ] Macsadbro > your gonna wardec the bastards?

[ 2011.02.19 13:10:36 ] Macsadbro > thats ballsy

[ 2011.02.19 13:10:49 ] Marco drack > bio time :-)

[ 2011.02.19 13:10:56 ] Macsadbro > wardec her -  Dossie Kielle - she enjoys that stuff

[ 2011.02.19 13:11:09 ] iErgo Proxy > shut up

[ 2011.02.19 13:11:15 ] iErgo Proxy > pick a fuckin ship, and come fight

[ 2011.02.19 13:11:50 ] Macsadbro > no ike.. really... wardec her.. tell her i sent you.. she will love you :)

[ 2011.02.19 13:11:58 ] Marco drack > LOL

[ 2011.02.19 13:12:23 ] iErgo Proxy > no more talking to you guys

[ 2011.02.19 13:12:32 ] lord Breathnach > lololololololol !! moar tears pleaze i is thirsty

The bad hot drop on a meatsheild wolf by three other frigates.......

Last night in the cold end of space, there it was on the com channel 'I've got a merlin here pointed' So I warp in and called to all others to follow in and then more intel on the coms 'now a rifter and a kestrel' so we all clash into them, the merlin is down by the time I get there, so I started taking on the kestrel and rifter and both in seconds go down and all the other pods warp out except the pod of the kestrel. So we grab him and get ready for a ransom but then a sacerlage warps in on us, so we finish the pod off and warp out. Most of the night after that fight we was geting chased by 2 gangs of bc's and logi support so, I kept warp down to them to see if I could get one of them but they were grouped up and plus with logi support it would be abit hard. But then I was getting a bit tired so I warp off to the station and docked and went to sleep for a couple of hours....